Death of a Purple Sweater

Today I was re-organizing the back room at job number two. I was trying to get everything looking awesome because our district manager is coming in tomorrow. While I was going through the new sweaters, I noticed something most unpleasant.....My favorite style comes in dark purple (dun, dun, DUN)!!!!! You wouldn't think that this would mean anything to me, but for some reason the idea of a dark purple cashmere sweater is not too appealing. It just makes my stomach uneasy or something. I'm not so sure what it is. Maybe I'm still being traumatized from seeing Teletubbies.