For Lynn...

I, Angie Anderson, would like to announce to all of the world

my great sorrow and grievance on the matter of upsetting a

certain Lynn R. Jorgensen.

I would like to confess that I, Angie Anderson, did on the

eve of Monday, November 24th, 2008
Change Lynn R. Jorgensen's Facebook status to read:
"Lynn is a stinky poo poo head"
Without prior consent.

I am embarrassed in my actions,

realizing the dishonor that it brings to

my family,

my roommates,

my Marisa,

my neighbors,

my co-workers,

my Facebook friends,

and all that I am aquainted with.

My heart yearns for the forgiveness of said

Lynn R. Jorgensen.

I, Angie Anderson, do solomely swear
to never again make unapproved changes

to Lynn R. Jorgensen's Facebook status.

I, Angie Anderson, hereby declare myself the

OFFICIAL friend and protector
of Lynn R. Jorgensen's
said Facebook Status.

Furthermore,
I, Angie Anderson,

would like to plead for the forgiveness

of Lynn R. Jorgensen.
How 'bout it, Lynnie Boy???


Declared and officialized by ANGIE ANDERSON

Witnessed by Marisa C