Tuesday, December 02, 2008

Ms. M's Predictions

My dear friend Marisa recently wrote a blog outlining her predictions concerning my future. On this day, Tuesay December 2nd, it is my pleasure to return this favor. I will be making my own guesses and predictions as to what the future holds for this wonderful girl. So... buckle yourself in for a most wonderful ride!
Here goes....

My dear friend Marisa will leave us in December to move back to the homestead (Yeah.... I'm that good! I can predict things so precisely...).
It won't take long for her to settle in to her SoJo crib, for the moment she moves, the men will suddenly realize what they have been missing. She will date every night..... at least once. (You never know with this girl. This could get pretty wild and crazy!). Many will be the man that confesses his undying love for her. Many will be the large and sparkly diamonds that she is offered. Marisa will be content with her life... and with the never-ending stream of flowers being delievered.... but she will still be sensible. She will follow her heart and mind.
With flying colors will Marisa pass the university phase of life. It will take no time at all before this wonderful woman is working in a hospital, helping and healing everyone that she comes in contact with. She will be a well known and trusted name in the profession. And I did I mention that she'll be rollin in the dough? Yep. She will be. So everyone- Be sure that you stay good friends with her! (But, of course, we know that there will be special rewards for me.... Her dear friend that was able to predict her future so flawlessly.)
One day while working at the hospital, Marisa will be surprised to find herself helping a patient by the name of John Krasinski. How amazing is that? Well, knowing Marisa and her good looks and amazing personality, it will be no surprise that Johnny-Boy will not be able to keep his eyes off of her. They will fall easily into conversation, talking about anything and everything. Through their conversations, Marisa will learn that J-Man has come to find the church. He will be quite the saint, ya know. Anyhoo, there will be much attraction for and in behalf of both parties. After John leaves the hospital they will continue to court and, eventually, marry in the Washington DC temple.
Not only will the blessed be extremely wealthy, but extremely happy. There will be no other couple to ever compare to them in happiness..... or money. Mwah ha. Of course, there will be children. Perfect, angelic children. They will look very much like both of their parents, so of course they will be drop-dead-GORGEOUS. There will be four children total. Two boys and two girls. Quite the picture perfect family. The children will be very very talented. They will have amazing stage presence (of course) and be killer violinists (Naturally). They will also be incredible singers. In fact, the children will be such great singers that they will create a family singing group... much like the Osmonds, only cooler. Much cooler. (Didn't think that was possible, did ya?)
As the years progress, Marisa and John will gracefully age. Sure, they will see a few hard times... but nothing that they can't handle. They will always remember what's important. They will always always be happy.
One day.... far far FAR in the future, it will come time for Marisa to return to her first home. First Mansion, you might say. She will peacefully pass away while in her sleep. John, of course, is deeply saddened at the loss of his love, though he knows that they will be together again soon. He will fill his life doing service and giving to all that he can. A few months after Marisa's death, he will also pass peacefully through the veil. Then their love story will continue through the eternities.

To sum up.... Marisa is gonna have a sweet life! Love ya, Missa!

3 comments:

Marisa said...

You are seriously the most amazing person could have as a friend! I love you... don't you ever die!

Holli said...

Is John Italian, by chance? :)

Holli said...

I know the last name isn't Italian, but that could just be the dad's side. Is his mom Italian?