Letters

Dear World,
Remember how it's almost midnight and I still have an incredible amount of homework to do?
Also, remember how the doctor took me off my meds... and now my body is freaking out?
And now... Off to write the speech that I'm giving tomorrow. About stress. Ha.
Love,
The girl with stress about stress. And such.


Dear lovers of the world,
Is it wrong of me to tell you that you make me sick?
Maybe I'm angry. Maybe I'm bitter. And maybe I'll die alone.
But there is no maybe about it- You should get a room. Gross.
Love,
That girl that avoids eye contact while we are standing in the same fast food line together.
PS- GROSS.


Dear cheek,
Remember that one time eight years ago (WHAT? EIGHT YEARS???) that you were struck by an elbow? Remember how you had to get stitches? And the nurse was really nervous?
Yeah... Those were good times. Remember how you still had to join me at play practice that day and then sing on television that night?
You healed nicely. I must say that I appreciate it. And I'm glad to have you. Especially in one piece.
Love,
The face on which you reside


Dear Evil Twin,
I have never met you. Nor have I seen you. But I know that you must be out there. Everyone has to have an evil counterpart. So I write you to ask if you will come live my life for a day. Come and be good and allow me to be naughty. You can clean and go to work and go to school. It will be great fun. And I, in turn, will watch old shows from TGIF via YouTube, craft, read, and... lay in bed. Also, do whatever I want.
You really getting the better end of the deal... So I think you should say yes. Eh?
Love,
The Goodie.


Dear Customer,
Oh, you dear customer. Remember that one time that you were very demanding? And then you gave me a high-five?
I do. I remember. I remember that I was not feeling the Christmas spirit.
Bless you, sir.
Love,
That supervisor that you demanded on speaking with.


Dear Speech,
I notice that you have not magically written yourself during my wasting time.
How disappointing.
Love,
A really prepared student.